McCater.

He took one fry.
He wrote the policy.

THE CAT IS ON SHIFT01 / 05

THE SUSPECT / 001

Smug orange tabby with a fan of fries above his head, holding one fry

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH*

ACTUAL PROJECT STATUS

Nothing is
on sale.

McCater is a character and a planned token idea on Robinhood Chain. No McCater token, contract, or trading pair is live.

The proposed MCD Stock Token pairing has not been implemented or verified as available.

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NO. 01 / QUALITY CONTROLOne fry
missing.“INSPECTION”

He claims each order needs a sample. The sample is always exactly one fry. The report is always “excellent.”

NO. 02 / PERSONNELEmployee
file: none.SELF-APPOINTED

His badge is a blank napkin. His promotion was approved by the same paw that requested it.

NO. 03 / ACTIVE INCIDENTThe bag
was sealed.SERVICE INTERRUPTED

Management has called an emergency meeting. Management is currently staring at the bag.

THE PLAIN-LANGUAGE PART

What's actually happening?

McCater is an independent fast-food cat parody. MCCAT is the planned ticker. The idea is to explore a future pairing with an MCD Stock Token on Robinhood Chain, if a verified quote asset and suitable route become available. That has not happened.

Contract addressNot deployed

Trade linkNot available

X accountNot opened

TelegramNot opened